W-a-s-h i-n-g-t-o-n, baby, D.C.
* "There I was at the stop, there you were on the bus ... what part of bus etiquette did I miss? Should I have waved my arms frantically? Or is there some kind of WMATA tradition where you only pick up people after 10pm if you feel like it?" [why.i.hate.dc]
* Mayor Fenty boards Metro bus, curses God, dies. [DCist]
* "I mean, what tortured logic would bring you to such moronic conclusions that because you're a member of two groups oppressed by the Nazis, you should become one?" [Countersignature]
* The Washington Nationals -- at least they're not the Washington Redskins. [DCist]
"I'm sorry, Dave, we're going to have to sacrifice you to the Metro gods." [Eavesdrop DC]
* Daytime robberies on the rise. DC is back, bitches. [NBC4]