Wait Now, Who Probed Who That Was Sexing What With Oil?
Since this news headline alone goes above and beyond our joke-per-post quota, we'll leave it at that. As soon as we determine the nature of this oil sex -- as in, was it consensual middle-management heterosexual sex or was it, say, Republican big shots ass-raping young male slaves? -- we will decide whether or not to keep covering it. Any Interior Department staffers want toclue us in? UPDATE: It seems like heterosexual sex, boo. But was it vaginal? [AP/KTVU]