Wait, We're Doing WHAT To Puerto Rico? WE SHOULD STOP THAT.

Donald Trump knows two things about Puerto Rico:

  1. It's far away in THE OCEAN, so you can't drive a truck there.And ...
  2. It has a lot of debt.

So Monday night, President Trump took a break from scream-tweeting at the NFL to remind hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico that it needs to get its shit together so it can make its vig.

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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