Wait, We're Doing WHAT To Puerto Rico? WE SHOULD STOP THAT.
Donald Trump knows two things about Puerto Rico:
- It's far away in THE OCEAN, so you can't drive a truck there. And ...
- It has a lot of debt.
So Monday night, President Trump took a break from scream-tweeting at the NFL to remind hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico that it needs to get its shit together so it can make its vig.
Texas & Florida are doing great but Puerto Rico, which was already suffering from broken infrastructure & massive debt, is in deep trouble..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 26, 2017
Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.