Walmart Knows The Reason For The Season: Santa Cops!
Here is a "fun" picture from your friendly neighborhood Walmart, which shows the real reason for the season: Santa cracking down on crimers and thugs! Notice his North Pole penguin (because "magic") with the radar gun. If you are a white crimer, you will get a speeding ticket. If you are a black crimer -- but obviously we repeat ourself -- then G_d only knows what will happen to you. Before you leave for work today, please kiss your mama and your wife.
Everybody, let's be careful out there.
Photo by me.
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