WALNUTS! McCain Is a Battlestar TeeVee Space Monster!
Here's some breaking campaign 2008 news: John McCain is still an alcoholic godless fascist 9th-generation military creep, but he is also a space monster. We learned this from an Ivy League College Newspaper:
The Wonkette writers were too close for comfort when they wrote: "John McCain Running for President of Death Star." I would argue it's a little more Babylon 5 than Star Wars, but the point is well taken. In fact, as I watched the clip , I realized why the cranky, alcoholic Colonel Tigh of Battlestar Galactica seems so familiar: He looks just like the esteemed Senator from Arizona.A Series of Unfortunate Events [Harvard Independent]