Wanted: Artist with Insight into Mind of Perv
Our sister site Defamer dug up this help wanted ad and didn't tell us. . . And he even knows how much we make! It's true, we're not totally qualified:
Need an experienced sculptor for original art design of the body of a new "Groping Arnold" satirical bobblehead doll.Defamer asks, "Please apply--the satirical bobblehead doll industry (like the neoprene porn-star genitalia reproduction industry) is an important part of America's economic recovery."
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Please refer to http://www.bobbleheadelection.com to see product line. The same Arnold Schwarzenegger "head" will be applied to a new "Groping Arnold" body, so drawings submitted should reflect Schwarzenegger as a groping Governor.
Serious candidates only.
Insert job growth in swing states joke here.