War On Xmas Trick Question: How Many Bottles of Wine Do You *Need*?
This is the wonderful time of year when your editors receive hundreds of inappropriate and/or misguided Public Relations holiday pitches.
There is one lady right now trying very hard to get Jim Newell to go to some Target(TM) Homeless Bowling BBQ press preview, and then there's the weirdo from the "Latin American Division" of Denny's, trying to get us to write about Denny's Holiday Pies (success!), and then there's this person, who asks what she thinks is some simple rhetorical question right out of the product-placement instruction guide, but in reality is deeply offensive to your editor, Christians everywhere, and Jesus himself. Was not our Lord executed over this very question, because even He could not come up with the right number, which is Infinity?