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War With Iran Will Provide Fun Distraction From the Summer Heat

It wouldn't be the end of a disastrous presidency without a hostage crisis in Iran!


Iran is holding four Americans as prisoners or detainees or something, just because the US loudly announced a new $75 million project dedicated to overthrowing the Iranian government.

Thankfully, Bush is prepared to deliver as many strongly-worded calls for their release as it'll take to get the job done.

The head of the UN called us all crazies for wanting to start a war with them, but 9-year-old Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice promised that we're not planning any military action against them.

"The President of the United States has made it clear that we are on a course that is a diplomatic course," Ms. Rice said here. "That policy is supported by all of the members of the cabinet, and by the vice president of the United States."

Then she smirked and mouthed to reporters who traveled with her from the U.S., "PSYCH!"

U.S. Not Pushing for War With Iran, Rice Says [NYT]

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Look, it is your afternoon Nice Times at the Supreme Court! It is also your WUT and HUH Times, with Justices Thomas, Sotomayor, Kagan and Gorsuch joining in an opinion by RBG tossing a challenge to Virginia's new, fair districts. Go know!

After the 2010 Census, Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates did what they do best -- they stole more elections, redrawing the electoral map to ensure themselves a supermajority for all eternity. Why let the voters choose their representatives when the representatives can pick their own voters as the founders intended, right? Voters in 12 of the affected districts sued the Virginia State Board of Elections in 2014 to invalidate the districts as illegal racial gerrymanders, and the House of Delegates intervened in Bethune-Hill v. Va. State Bd. of Elections to support the Board and defend its own power.

After extensive litigation including a trip up to the Supreme Court in 2017, the District Court in the Eastern District of Virginia tossed 11 of the districts as illegal racial gerrymanders and ordered the maps redrawn in 2018. At which point, the Commonwealth of Virginia noped out and quit defending the old, craptastic districts, which should have been the end of it.

BUT NO. The Virginia House of Delegates, which is still held by the GOP despite their party netting nine percent fewer votes than Democrats in the 2017 election, vowed to fight on.

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