Military

Army Stopped National Guard From Rescuing Congress. What's 3 Hours And 19 Minutes When You're Under Attack?

We need answers, and we might need prosecutions.

There may be a Trump terrorist attack today at the Capitol.

That's according to a bulletin from the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security sent to law enforcement warning that there's been chatter from domestic terrorist cells about "plans to take control of the U.S. Capitol and remove Democratic lawmakers," either today or somewhere around today. Meanwhile, NBC News reports that the Capitol Police have intel that says there's a "possible plot to breach the Capitol by an identified militia group" today.

And if there is another attack, it will have been incited yet again by Donald Trump, because here's what's motivating the terrorists:

[The bulletin] states that domestic violent extremists have a continued "perception of election fraud and other conspiracy theories associated with the presidential transition, which may contribute to (Domestic Violent Extremists) mobilizing to violence with little or no warning."

Yep, they're still mainlining Trump's fascist Big Lie about the presidential election their big boy lost in a landslide.

So that's why the House was up late voting last night and isn't around today. For their own safety. Hooray, America!

What's the significance of today, March 4? Because that's the day America used to inaugurate presidents, and a long-running QAnon prophecy — it's at least several months old! — says somehow today is the day the REAL president Donald Trump is going to re-seize power and reveal himself as their one and true messiah, or something. We question their policework on that, but for some reason the Trump hotel in DC has kept its rates jacked way up around $1,300 a night, but just for last night and tonight. As Rachel Maddow reported last night, they checked yesterday, and the rates go right back down after tonight, and there's zero reason for hotel rates to be jacked up in DC right now. You know, unless they know something we don't about what's going on today.

So keep your eyes on the news, we guess! Oh right, that's what we're for.

Yesterday, the Senate heard testimony from Pentagon officials about the last Trump terrorist attack on the US Capitol, and we sure did learn some things, specifically from the testimony of Maj. Gen. William Walker, who commands the DC National Guard.

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Journalism

Twitter Tyrants Silence Habitual Liars Project Veritas And Gateway Pundit, So Sad

First they came for the lying hacks, and I said, 'About damn time.'

Twitter permanently suspended the account of James O'Keefe's rightwing disinformation operation "Project Veritas" (Latin for worm vomit on thin spaghetti) Thursday, saying the permaban was imposed for "repeated violations of Twitter's private information policy." Twitter also temporarily suspended O'Keefe's personal account, although that was back up Friday. For now. The suspension came almost a week after Twitter also banhammered Jim Hoft, aka the Gateway Pundit, aka The Stupidest Man On the Internet, for constantly tweeting lies about the 2020 election. If you thought Twitter stank a little less lately, that may be why.

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Feminininism

Larry Flynt Dead At 78, Will Be Wrapped In Kleenex, Tossed In Toilet

Not a hero. He just had the right enemies sometimes.

Larry Flynt, the relentlessly self-promoting pornographer who liked to take credit for the entire First Amendment when he mostly just exploited it, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles at the age of 78. Jimmy Flynt, his brother, said he died of heart failure.

Flynt is mostly known for founding Hustler, the porn magazine that, unlike soft-focus predecessors like Playboy and Penthouse, made no pretensions to art, culture, or sophistication. Instead, Hustler was all about lurid, harshly lit, legs-spread photos of women, with gratuitous torture, rape, simulated snuff scenes, and full-on racism thrown in just in case simply being more explicit than other publications didn't manage to be shocking enough. Flynt liked to portray himself as a cultural rebel who opposed puritanism in all forms, and to be sure, he shocked plenty of puritanical souls. And if anyone pointed out that his magazine promoted contempt for and violence against women, he called those critics puritans too, and continued to be pleased with what a broad-minded guy he was.

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Military

Tom Cotton Is Lying Liar Who Lied About Being An Army Ranger

Pretty sure that's called 'stolen valor?'

Anyone can go to clown school. I could go to clown school. You could go to clown school. But if you never actually work as a clown or register myself as a clown by painting your clown face on an official clown egg at the clown registry*, can you truly call yourself a clown?

Well, if you are Tom Cotton, you certainly can.

Sen. Tom Cotton sure has made a whole lot of his military career. It's pretty much his whole schtick. He went to Harvard Law School, joined a fancy New York firm and then left that fancy New York firm to join the Army, because of how much he believed in George W. Bush and his stupid, stupid war. One of the things he's talked a lot about — particularly during his senate run, was how very proud he was of being an Army Ranger.

But whoops! Turns out he was not, in fact, an Army Ranger. Not really, anyway.

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