Washington Bureaucrats: Dumb as a Box of Hair
Nothing says American labor unions are in permanent decline like this memo from the Tech Support Desk at the National Labor Relations Board. This helpful instruction sheet was attached to an e-mail that read, "Several NLRB employees have asked us to furnish instructions on how to logoff. Those instructions are attached."
We assume the tech support people are actually in India or some such place where children are born with brains.