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This morning, Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki was on MSNBC (obviously, what with all the socialisms).


Remarking how busy the campaign was, she said that she'd just gotten off the campaign and been able to shower for the first time in two days.

...Wait for it...wait for it...

The Washington Free Beacon decided to go hard on this lady's vagina-filth and make a thing out of it. (Clip below the fold.)

Future Washington Free Beacon exclusives include "Obama Girls Poo Like Men," "Unremitting Stream Of Yellowish Liquid Waste Emits From Stephanie Cutter For Minutes A Day" and "Joe Biden's Armpits Perspire So Much He Needs Anti-Perspirant Like An Animal."

We kid, we kid, the Free Beacon staff knows all about bodily functions, given the incredible volume of golden shower and scat porn they download.

JOKING, GUYS, COME ON. They download perfectly vanilla porn on work time.

[Washington Free Beacon]

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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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