WASHINGTON POST EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT WASHINGTON POST!! GIRL HAS SEX AND IS SYMBOL OF AN ENTIRE WARPED GENERATION!!
There was a Washington Post Sunday Magazine article about who? Some Senate aide who had sex for money!?!? When did this happen? And what could it possibly meant that someone wanted to have sex that "physically hurt"? Rather than just psychically, like usual? We're so confused! And the article doesn't help. Apparently, "In a culture increasingly nervous about its own values, numbly sinking into the sofa at night to watch trash reality TV shows and wondering if our own 14-year-old sons and daughters are casually 'hooking up," it's satisfying to have a bona fide blog slut to flog." Is she talking about us? (Mmmmm. . . flogging. . . ) Christ. If only someone would tell us What It All Means.
Blog Interrupted [WP]