Washingtonienne: Process of Elimination
For everyone who still doesn't know who Washingtonienne is, here's a hint: She's not Kristin Gore, former Vice-First-Daughter and author of a somewhat autobiographical D.C. novel. How do we know Kristin is not Belle de Hill? We found this handy chart delineating the difference between the two and their respective literary output.
KRISTIN GORE, AUTHOR OF "SAMMY'S HILL": Protagonist "Samantha is late for work and hung over. She cannot find matching shoes. She is a touch neurotic."
WASHINGTONIENNE: Likes "this crazy hair-pulling, ass-smacking dude who wants to use handcuffs on me. Shit."
KRISTIN GORE, AUTHOR OF "SAMMY'S HILL": Has Dad who is incredibly anal.
WASHINGTONIENNE: Has "sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal."
Kristin Gore Vs. Washingtonienne [Old Hag]
Washington's Other W Twins [Wonkette]
Save Washingtonienne! Or: We Are All Washingtonienne Now [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Aren't You Bored Yet? [Wonkette]
Would You Sell Sex to This Man? [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: We Thought We Knew You [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Wonkette Works the Phones. [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Back from Monkeyfishing [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne: Not Fired, Gone Monkeyfishing? [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne A.P.B. [Wonkette]
Washingtonienne's Former Day Job [Wonkette]
The Lost Washingtonienne (WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE, ETC., ETC.) [Wonkette]
We Love You, Washingtonienne [Wonkette]
Where is Washingtonienne? [Wonkette]
A Girl After Our Own Heart (She's So Getting a Book Deal Out of This) [Wonkette]