Rep. Duncan Hunter (R - CA) has touted Camp Gitmo's spa-caliber cuisine and resort-like location. Rush Limbaugh has picked up on the vacation theme too, and Dick Cheney says the prison's detainees are "living in the tropics" and have "everything they could possibly want."

We can't help but think they're selling the place short, however. Why? Because along with the great food and the great weather, there's also enough booze to drown the French Quarter:

American Forces Press Service: Working "inside the wire" of the enemy combatant detention facility can lead to stress for the U.S. troops working here