Chris Wallace, son of Mike, may be a creepo Republican apologist, but he occasionally asks really great tough questions even of his own team. Watch in horror alongside him, as he realizes Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends is roasting marshmallows with his hands. (They not only reject global warming, they also don't believe those "experts" who claim "fire is hot.") But then Brian Kilmeade jumps in to save the day, with a plastic spoon. "No no no, not plastic!" shouts Doocy! "It's bad for the environment!" And that's when they fired Steve Doocy.

Gretchen? She wasn't valedictorian of her high school class for nothing. "These two guys," she says, falteringly, "I don't know what they're doing."

"I'm thinking what all of your viewers are thinking," Wallace scoffs, unable to believe his eyes. Then he breathes for a beat, looking to see if Roger Ailes is within hearing distance. "Which is?" asks Kilmeade, because he is an idiot.

"What a bunch of dopes."


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