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Chris Wallace, son of Mike, may be a creepo Republican apologist, but he occasionally asks really great tough questions even of his own team. Watch in horror alongside him, as he realizes Steve Doocy of Fox & Friends is roasting marshmallows with his hands. (They not only reject global warming, they also don't believe those "experts" who claim "fire is hot.") But then Brian Kilmeade jumps in to save the day, with a plastic spoon. "No no no, not plastic!" shouts Doocy! "It's bad for the environment!" And that's when they fired Steve Doocy.


Gretchen? She wasn't valedictorian of her high school class for nothing. "These two guys," she says, falteringly, "I don't know what they're doing."

"I'm thinking what all of your viewers are thinking," Wallace scoffs, unable to believe his eyes. Then he breathes for a beat, looking to see if Roger Ailes is within hearing distance. "Which is?" asks Kilmeade, because he is an idiot.

"What a bunch of dopes."

[MediaMatters]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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The great journalists at the National Enquirer regularly sent advance digital copies of stories about Donald Trump and his political opponents to Michael Cohen, according to a story in the Washington Post, which cited "three people with knowledge of the matter" as sources. Probably Trump was one of them, you know how he is.

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Times have been tough for those Trump supporters who are fine with his rampant bigotry but are discovering he's going to screw them like any number of non-wife-like women he totally swears he's never met.

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