Good morning, Wonkers, and happy God Loves America Best Weekend! We will not be saying many "words" at you for the next couple of days -- some words here and there, maybe, with most of them being "pussy" -- but wanted to bring you this lovely bipartisan Nice Time of Lindsey Graham crying like a little bitch about ... Old Handsome Joe Biden being "as good a man as God ever created." Let's do it!

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