Watch Obama Explain Warring On Syria, Or Maybe Just Say 'F-ck It, I Quit' Like That Alaska Lady
7:14 AM: Yep, we started dropping some bombs on some folks, but we have a coalition of countries that support us, so it's okay. Plus, 40 nations have offered to help. No word on Poland yet.
7:15 AM: "We will not tolerate safe havens for terrorists who threaten our people."
7:16 AM: And that's it. Obama out. Enjoy your war, America.
7:18 AM: Just to clarify, no, he did not quit. He is still the president of you. Sorry, Republicans.