Watch Out, America: Barry Obama Is Bringing Some Kind of Vague Change
Hey, it's Barry! And now he's a bigshot winner. Let's see what he says.
"They said, they said, they said ...." This is going to be a "They said" speech.
Cynics said he couldn't do it! Or that Iowans wouldn't do it. And now even New Hampshire might vote for a rich handsome black senator!
We are, apparently, one nation and one people, and our time has come.
HE IS GOING TO TRY TO BE HONEST.
Honestly, is this the whole thing? At least John Edwards bummed us out about sick people without health care. Oh, here's Barry's health-care pitch. Eh.
Oh we are now going to "give it up" for somebody. Senator Obama, did you not hear Bill Bennett's comments about how you act so white?