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We Are Reasonably Sure This Is Not The OKCupid Profile Of Famous Hooker Ashley Dupre

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Yo,"mstrawberry," if that even is your real name, what's up? Just living in Los Angeles and using pictures of a famous prostitution whore in your profile?


We think you are not really Ashley Dupre, the woman who brought down the once-promising career of Elliot Spitzer, and who invented Wonket's preferred currency, the Whore Diamond. But we messaged you to ask if you are Ashley Dupre, because "journalism."

Let us learn more about this woman (?) who probably needs to get a bit more slick with her stolen Internet images of famous hookers that are four years old (the pictures, not the hookers, because that would be Illegal).

Hmmm, not much effort to be charming and/or witty and/or whatever it is that men seek in these blasted hideous things ("Down to Fuck," we are guessing). Presumably, if you are a beautiful 22-year-old, you do not really need to make "efforts."

We bet "Ashley Dupre," who is probably not "Ashley Dupre," is muff-deep in all the best kinds of cock. Manti T'eo is doubtless messaging her as we speak.

[OKCupid, spotted by Wonket operative "StefanBC"]

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