We Bet It Was 'White Zin'

A Wonkette operative down in Fort Pierce, Florida -- soon to be renamed "Foleyville" -- brings us the most authorative report on the Page Fucker's drinking.

Our spy spoke to the bartender at the restaurant across the street from Foley's condo ("Harbor Cove") and discovered the disgraced congressman was not only a regular, but he had the bar keep "special wine" for him.

Not exactly "secret drinking," but what about his raging alcoholism? Because if there's anyplace you're going to get loaded, it's the bar within crawling distance of your condo, right? But once again, Foley is revealed to be a normal, moderate consumer of alcohol. The bar man says Foley "was never much of a drinker."


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