We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It
Perhaps this is your first foray into the Internet today. Maybe you were getting brunch? Anyway, TMZ has incredibly upsetting audio of Clippers owner Donald Sterling slurring at his girlfriend for nine long minutes about how black people are best enjoyed in private, Strom Thurmond-style. Sometimes she argues, and says how sad she is his heart is full of hate. Other times she apologizes, because.
Everything is terrible.
Los Angeles hero Magic Johnson -- whose picture Sterling's girlfriend V. Stiviano put on her Instagram, which led to Sterling's drunken-sounding (or stroked-out) tirade about how Stiviano presents as white, so even though she is black and Latina, she should not shove this terrible miscegenation of picture-taking into the faces of shitty old racists like Donald Sterling and Donald Sterling's friends -- is Not Pleased. He's tweeting that he and his wife Cookie won't come to a Clippers game as long as Sterling owns the team.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.