We Have A Date!
Homosexual Florida Governor Charlie Crist is getting married, to a woman, so he can be a real, live National Politician. And over the weekend, he announced that he and his "bride" have set a date! It's December 12, a full 38 days after the election. In other words, they don't have to plan shit unless he somehow wins as John McCain's vice president, in which case they'll actually have to go through with the awful stunt. [Orlando Sentinel]