Education Secretary Rod Paige dubbed the National Education Association, the country's largest teachers' union, a "terrorist organization." What gave them away? The rulers? The chalkboards? The detention slips? We understand they do have access to books that explain how to make a bomb.
Wait. Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell of Pennsylvania says Paige "was making a joke, probably not a very good one." Perhaps. Or maybe it was just bad intelligence. And we do mean bad intelligence.