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Leonard Cohen Says So Long To Marianne. Your Weekly Dance Party

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Hi, Wonkers! It's time for your Wednesday dance party, where we shuffle the old iTunes machine and post the first ten songs that come up at random, and you all share what you are listening to, AND SO ON.

But first, this is wonderful and beautiful and heartbreaking and did we say beautiful? Yes, we did:

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IKEA Tells Kanye West To Eff Right Off. Your Weekly Dance Party!

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Insert "Imma let you finish" joke here.

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DNC Dance Parties Are Way Sexxxier Than RNC Dance Parties, SCIENCE FACT

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All the hottest dance parties are at the Bible House in Philly, probably allegedly.

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Ain't No Dance Party Like An RNC Dance Party

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Spotted in a hotel bar in Cleveland. Shhhhhhhh.

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Maya Rudolph Plays The Butter Tub Better Than You Do. Your Weekly Dance Party!

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Well hey there, Wonkers, it is Wednesday, which means it's time for your weekly dance party! And what do we even mean when we say Maya Rudolph plays the butter tub better than you (or your mother) do? Well! On the NBC teevee show "Maya & Marty," Rudolph pulled off another one of her hilarious musical stunts, this time with movie acting lady Emma Stone. They used butter tubs as musical instruments! They did the song "Call Your Girlfriend" by Swedish pop superstar Robyn, playing butter tubs and singing at the same time! It was ... well dang, it was pretty impressive, just like it usually is when Maya Rudolph brings her musical chops out to play.

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Let's Have A Dolly Parton Dance Party, Because #ShesWithHer (Probably)

You come listen to these Dolly Parton songs right now! And also the rest of your Dance Party songs!

OH HEY, DANCE PARTY TIME. So one of the saddest bits of news that's come out of this election cycle is that Loretta Lynn, she who is so wonderful, is a Trump supporter. But eh, 84-year-old country singer, whatcha gonna do about it?

But did you hear Dolly Parton is supporting Hillary? Here is her adorable quote, because her quotes are always adorable:

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Oh Fiddlesticks, Paul Simon Might Be Retiring. Your Weekly Dance Party

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Read it in the New York Times and weep, but also let the man be, as he has been working for 61 years, and you haven't been doing that:

“Showbiz doesn’t hold any interest for me,” Mr. Simon said. “None.”

Here is why you might consider believing him.

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Portishead Sings ABBA To Protest Brexit Movement. Your Weekly Dance Party

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Portishead: Still cooler than you.

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Culture

This Week Sucks. Let's Have A Really Gay Dance Party.

You get over here and share your favorite gay dance club anthems, for dancing!

Truth.

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Uh Oh, Rednecks Gotta Stomp Their Dixie Chicks CDs To Death Again. Your Weekly Dance Party!

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He looks better that way.

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This Is Just A Really Great Cover Of 'Purple Rain.' Your Weekly Dance Party!

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Artwork bySarah Beetson

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Culture Wars

Badass Trans Lady Rock Star Burns Birth Certificate In North Carolina. Guess She Had To Pee.

You get over here and listen to all these songs RIGHT NOW.

TAKE THAT, ASSHOLES.

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Let's Queen Out To 'Wicked' Like The Theater Queens We Are. Your Weekly Dance Party!

YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS NOW!

the best

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Oh Hey, Did You Hear There's New Radiohead? Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

That's a bird, ayup.

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Let's Dance With Prince One More Time. Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party

This still sucks.

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Tupac Returns From Dead To Talk Smack About Greedy-Ass Donald Trump

Smart man.

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