* Here's the thing about land conservation: less important than keeping Mexicans out. [NYT]
* Spouses of people running for president have to run harder than they used to, which is a shame because we sure could use a sandwich. [WP]
* When I think of this bunch of people running for president just one word comes to mind. [Politico]
* John Bolton is lobbying against the administration's impending deal with North Korea because, you know, he's a huge fucking dick. [The Hill]
* Members of Congress play a football game against the Capitol Police apparently, and even though they cheated recruited pros, they still didn't score a single point.
* California GOP just can't give up the idea of stealing those electoral votes. [LAT]