I’m Roland Glasgow, male-prostitute to the Republican Party.

People always say to me, “Roland, you're a handsome political progressive. Why do you screw Republicans, even for money?” . . . [W]ouldn’t all the sodomy be worth it if it enabled me to post on the Internet a video clip of Attorney General John Ashcroft being corn-holed by a man in a polar bear costume? You bet it would!

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Sure, but isn't sodomy its own reward? The polar bear costume is just gravy.

Who is Roland Glasgow and Why Does He Screw Republicans? [I Screw Republicans]