We'll See You At Noon!
You new here? Then here's the deal! We will post one amaaaaazing story an hour from noon till midnight, and then we will See You Next Tuesday, just kidding we will see you Wednesday. Until noon, here's a bare naked post for you to throw comments at, we love you, bye bye.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.