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Wendy Davis Politely And Respectfully Puts Pink Sneaker Up Bristol Palin's Ass

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Here is Wendy Davis calmly and politely calling Bristol Palin a liar. We'll admit we're of two minds about this -- on the one hand, it might have been better not to respond at all to the griftjunior's dumb lies, because honestly. There's definitely something to be said for above-the-fraying it. On the other hand, by god, it's good to see her not just sit there and take it, to defend herself -- though she's far from defensive, and she doesn't reply in kind, except to simply say, in reply to a mean line from Bristol's blog (which Ramos incorrectly calls a "tweet"):

With all due respect to Miss Palin, of course, nothing that was said in that tweet is true ... I am very proud of the mother that I have been to my daughters. I have always been and will always be the most important female in their life.”

Now, what we really must focus on here is that Davis clearly doesn't know blogs from tweets when they're read to her on teevee. Can we really entrust to her the great state of Texas?

So yeah, while we're wishy-washy on the whole "above the fray" thing, we're glad to see her simply reject the whole dopey premise that she "abandoned" her daughters when they were already in high school and college. Guess that makes us American liberals.

Davis also rejected the idea that she has misrepresented her personal story -- as if getting help with college from her second husband somehow negated the actual not-having-money before she met him.

“Those allegations are really absurd, Jorge,” she replied. “My life story is my life story. I am a young woman who had lived in poverty for many years before I was able to work and lift myself out of that place, and I know that there are Texans across the state that are facing the same challenges that I once faced.”

On the other hand, huge scandal -- she wasn't really a single mom at 19, because until she was 21 she was only separated, not divorced, which means that her phantom marriage certificate magically made raising two daughters and living in a trailer park a complete breeze. Make a note, folks -- you can only call yourself a single parent once the ink is dry on the divorce. And people with reality shows are the ones who really have it hard.

[Fusion via Mediaite]

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Presidential contender Kamala Harris held her first official campaign event in South Carolina, a key state in the upcoming Democratic primaries. Friday night, she spoke to a crowd of roughly 1,000 at a town hall at Royal Missionary Baptist Church in North Charleston. She reaffirmed her support for sensible gun safety laws, including universal background checks and closing the "Charleston loophole." She fielded questions from voters about how she'd address mass incarceration. Actual issues were discussed, but then she went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like eating in public.

Harris filled her tummy with Lowcountry goodness at Rodney Scott's BBQ. Later her press secretary, Ian Sams, tweeted a photo of the senator adding a hefty dollop of Texas Pete to her collard greens because she's civilized. Some chose to interpret this as "pandering." Because some are literally killing us with this.

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Last week, we started getting excerpts from fired acting FBI director Andrew McCabe's new book The Threat: How The FBI Protects America In The Age Of Terror And Trump, and we are both happy and horrified to report that his book tour continues! One of the tidbits we learned in the Washington Post review was that we have YET ANOTHER example of a time Donald Trump has shown us that he trusts Vladimir Putin more than he trusts his own intelligence community, and is probably compromised by the Russian president. Here's how the Post put it:

During an Oval Office briefing in July 2017, Trump refused to believe U.S. intelligence reports that North Korea had test-fired an intercontinental ballistic missile — a test that Kim Jong Un had called a Fourth of July "gift" to "the arrogant Americans."

Trump dismissed the missile launch as a "hoax," McCabe writes. "He thought that North Korea did not have the capability to launch such missiles. He said he knew this because Vladimir Putin had told him so."

Guys, it is SO MUCH WORSE when McCabe tells the story on "60 Minutes," because his account captures the fucking babyshits temper tantrum nature of Trump's reaction to his intel people.

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