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We're Not Number One!

Get the fuck out of the doorway, it's trying to close you selfish assholeDespite the plethora of Hill staffers, lobbyists, cynics, politicians and professional partiers in this town, Washington D.C. did not even crack the top ten in Men's Health magazine's list of the drunkest cities (that honor went to Denver). Of course, the study also looked at alcohol-related deaths before they looked at DUIs, so that might be part of it, but, who cares! A toast to being less drunk than 11 other cities! [Men's Health]

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