Things we will miss once Clark drops out of the race: Hot young Wes Clark, Jr. and people obsessing over the general's general blink-less-ness. Salon attempts to get behind the eyeball and comes up with a few theories:
· He's hypnotizing us.
· He "has no soul."
· He's brave! "[W]hen facing down terrorists, [he] will not blink." (This would be the Clark campaign's spin.)
· He learned it at West Point. (Ah, yes, the infamous "creep your enemies out" technique.)
· It's "something. . . [about] his tear ducts."
We're still going with "He's a robot," would also accept "reptile."
Why won't this man blink? [Salon]