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WH Pool Report: Can't Get Enough of Those Bush Twins Edition

In this White House pool report: Dana delivers dish from Ms. Devenish.


Before leaving the Marquette event, the heavenly Ms. Devenish offered a few nuggets about the daughters Bush. While Barbara was with Potus, Jenna introduced Flotus at two closed events today. Barbara was "eager" to make her maiden campaign voyage, and her interest in helping the campaign was described as "neat." Further, "as a staffer, it's incredibly meaningful" to work with the candidate's children. "They're curious about all aspects of the campaign. Barbara has a special interst in policy." Also, "they're mostly going to be out on the road." On trip last week, Jenna "made her dad laugh" aboard the bus.
And those quotes don't sound canned at all. How dare you even think it.

Full report after the jump.

Pool Report, 7/13/04

Before leaving the Marquette event, the heavenly Ms. Devenish offered a few nuggets about the daughters Bush. While Barbara was with Potus, Jenna introduced Flotus at two closed events today. Barbara was "eager" to make her maiden campaign voyage, and her interest in helping the campaign was described as "neat." Further, "as a staffer, it's incredibly meaningful" to work with the candidate's children. "They're curious about all aspects of the campaign. Barbara has a special interst in policy." Also, "they're mostly going to be out on the road." On trip last week, Jenna "made her dad laugh" aboard the bus.

Departing Marquette, a good number of locals braved ominous skies to stand on the motorcade route, some waving flags, a few holding signs ("Stop Exporting U.S. jobs," "Welcome to God's Country," "Draft Dodgers Shouldn't Start Wars").

In Duluth, Barbara Bush followed her father down the AF1 ramp. Blue Moon landed moments later. Heavier crowds along the picturesque motorcade route into town, most friendly to indifferent. ("We Support You," "Thank You President Bush"). Some enthusiastic men painted their bare chests in patriotic colors. Some women wore black and held a sign saying "Women in Black, Mourning the losses."

Downtown, there were a couple hundred demonstrators on the route. Our driversaid they were turned away from the civic center. They made their sentiments known by holding their thumbs downward and holding signs with messages such as, "Who would Jesus Bomb."

In answerto gaggle question from this morning, McClellan gave your pooler a written statement saying: "Embassy's Statement on the Murder of Paul Klebnikov. We are shocked and saddened by the murder of American journalist Paul klebnikov on Friday. Ambassador Vershbow and the entire Embassy community extend their deepest condolences to Mr. Klebnikov's family. Paul Klevnikov's background and interests ideally suited him to the task of explaining Russia to Americans and vice-versa. He was a person who tried to take the best American values fair play, equality and openness and apply them in Russia, a country that he loved deeply. The Embassy is in close contact with Russian law enforcement authorities regarding the investigation of Mr. Klebnikov's murder. As always, our Legal Attache has offered any and all assistance that might help to bring the perpetrators of this crime to justice."

Dana Milbank

Washington Post

The devilish Ms. Devenish says Jenna is introducing Flotus at 2 events tomorrow, not today. Otherwise, pool is ending uneventfully.

Dana Milbank/Washington Post

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS ... quite likely to land on her feet. But for today, the New York Times reports Dana Loesch is out of a job, the latest casualty in the war between the NRA and its longtime advertising company Ackerman McQueen. But every cloud has a silver bullet lining, since Dana will have more free time now to spend on her favorite hobby. We can't wait to see which cartoon character she photoshops Klan hoods onto next. Maybe she'll branch out and start putting Nazi armbands onto Buzz Lightyear. Oh, we would be so triggered!

As one of the most visible characters on NRATV with literal hundreds of viewers for each of her fascist rants, Dana Loesch was a tireless advocate for the gunhumpers lobby, always ready to call out "tragedy dry-humping whores," threatening to "fist" or perhaps "fisk" the New York Times, and expressing her hope that the Mueller Report would die in an "AIDS fire."

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