WH Pool Report: Twas the Slow News Month Before Christmas

In this White House pool report: Uhm, yeah, it's someone's last few days on the beat....


Three weeks before Christmas

At the White House

Your pool was all gathered

Down in lower press

We boarded the vans

Out on the South Lawn

Where even ol' Barney

Was suppressing a yawn

[snip]

The singers sang blues, rock

And songs about Jesus

Your poolers wondered if the

Temperature would freeze us 

Complete poetic work after the jump.

From: White House Press Releases [mailto:Press.Releases@WhiteHouse.Gov]

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:22 PM

Subject: POOL REPORT #3, 12/02/04

Three weeks before Christmas

At the White House

Your pool was all gathered

Down in lower press

We boarded the vans

Out on the South Lawn

Where even ol' Barney

Was suppressing a yawn

To reach the Ellipse

It would be easier to walk

But the security precautions

Would make the agents balk

So the motorcade departed

The motorcade arrived

And all of this happened

At four minutes of five

Potus and Flotus took seats

Behind ballistic glass walls

The Marine Band played

And in came Santa Claus

St. Nick was fat and jolly

And in costume looked hot

I knew in an instant

It must be Willard Scott

 

Scott took the stage

And played a little trick

He plugged his employer

General Electric:

“Ho ho ho

He he he

All those lights

Are from G.E.”

The singers sang blues, rock

And songs about Jesus

Your poolers wondered if the

Temperature would freeze us 

Potus gave his speech

Then lit up the tree

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