What Are We Naming After Ronald Reagan Today? (Hint: It Is 'All The Oceans')
Highly esteemedcar robber and arsonist Darrell Issa is taking a moment's break from his hectic schedule of arresting the president for purposely giving guns to Mexican gangsters so the UN can implement gun control in Colorado, and focusing on what really matters: naming the oceans after a great man whose main claim to fame was being married to Hollywood's Greatest Fellatrix. Oh, and something about selling missiles to terrorists? We don't know, we might have heard something about that once, but probably not.
From The Hill:
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) is floating legislation that would name most U.S. coastal waters after former President Ronald Reagan.
Issa reintroduced his bill Wednesday to rename the country’s Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), which generally extends from three miles to 200 miles offshore, as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone.
So, it's not like Darrell Issa, the great patriot who made his fortune by
stealing cars committing arson popularizing the car alarm -- wants to actually rename the Pacific Ocean the Ronald Reagan. That would be presumptuous! Nope, just 200 miles of ocean all up and down the West and East coasts, and probably the Gulf of Mexico too. And who named that fucker anyway? Gulf of Mexico? What, is it where you go to nap under your sombrero? How about Gulf of RONALD REAGAN U.S. AMERICA DERP BURP FART!