What Is Wrong With Greg Gutfeld?
No, really, we're asking. Because har har har women are catty bitches and The View and hortle flork manphlegm FEEL MY JIZZ is not funny -- and not just because we are a humorless feminist! It is creepy and scary, and you can see even Dana Perino and the Brown-Haired One want as far away from him and his "Go ahead and then I'll respond to your GARBAGE" as possible, no matter how much of Fox's lovely money they are being paid. The real question is how long before they and Gretchen Carlson get together and do a 9 to 5 on him and the Rapey One, Dolly Parton-styley?
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.