• Seriously, I think America reelected you so that me and my friends could laugh at you.

• What are ya benching, buff guy?

• This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends and business partners. I am Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, currently President of a very reputable middle-eastern country. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.

• I cannot believe you thought Colbert bombed.

• Ha ha ha, but seriously: you're joking about this nuke thing, right?

• I am looking forward to working with you to resolve this crisis peacefully. I think you're an asshole.

Iran's Leader Writes to President Bush [WP]