This afternoon, a fire broke out in the Georgetown Branch of the DC Public Library. This is one of the DC libraries from which Sandy Berger has not removed documents by spiriting them away in his socks. It's also not the building that a rogue Circulator bus attempted to whack a couple of weeks ago. It is not yet known precisely how many White House emails were lost in the blaze.
In an effort to prove just how dorky they can be, the Wikipedia community has a blow-by-blow of the incident. Included is a report that the building was in "imminent danger of collapse." The 9-11 Truth Movement could not be reached for comment, presumably because they're all too busy listening to their Anti-Flag records.
Anyway, suck it, Georgetown.
Breaking News: Georgetown Public Library Ablaze [DCist]