We totally get that ILoveKarlRove.com is joke, and we're glad that Rush & Malloy and the Secret Service (who questioned the webmistress just to be safe) understand that as well -- indeed, Rush & Malloy sort of hammer it home: The affair described therein is both "imaginary" and "tongue-in-cheek." Well, it's definitely tongue-in-something. And you thought the Starr Report was steamy. Not safe for work.
Rove conquers all [NYDN]
I Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Rovey Down My Pants! [ILoveKarlRove.com]