WHCA Dinner: The B-List Gets a Plus (One)
We hear thatSerena Williams(guest of Bloomberg) has a date for the WHCA Dinner: Her sister,Venus. This is either a huge scoop or a testament to the shallowness of the DC dating pool. Of course, it doesn't help matters that not-really-that-eligible bachelorJake Tapper(ABC) is using the event to have an eyebrow-raising contest with fellow fake news correspondentStephen Colbert(Daily Show). "Just friends," Jake? We know a man-date when we see one. Then again, if you promise to share...
Fishbowl DC has been collecting data on other invitees . (Also known as: More than you ever wanted to know about why you weren't invited.) Wake us when the Bloomberg starts.
UPDATE: Tapperlives with his girlfriend, okay? We were being coy, but not because he's "that way." So stop bugging us, Choire.
UPDATE UPDATE: Panda-killer Colbert is simply married.