When Is Gawker Going To Get Out Of Shep Smith's Pants? We Get It, He's Gay
Hey Gawker! Hey! Hey! Gawker! Over here! Gawker! Can you maybe do five more investigative pieces on whether or not (haha, jk jk) Shep Smith, our favorite of all Fox News's catty bitches, is gay? You can? Can you yell him at a party things like ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE ADMITTING YOU ARE GAY? Can you do that like 50 times maybe? Cool.
We know we're not in that much of a position to talk, considering how much we laugh at Lindsey Graham and Marcus Bachmann and frankly all Republicans for being secretly gay, because of how they are all secretly gay, but your beef with this guy is he ... has never voted anything mean about gays, or said anything mean about gays, but you don't like his employer? Hey! We don't either! Maybe leave the man the fuck alone. You know he's gay. We know he's gay (from reading YOU, Dad. We got it from reading you!). Why is it so important that he says the words, with his mouth, "I AM A GAY"?
Seriously, Gawker, your hard-on for this is just fucking unseemly.
Here is what you wrote:
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.