Where to Stalk Anna Nicole Smith Tonight

An Anna-Maniac reader asked us if we knew where Mrs. Smith might be staying tonight. We pointed out the Reliable Source item noting that Anna Nicole Smith checked into a Georgetown hotel with her manager yesterday -- and speculated that it might be the Four Seasons, since only that would do for a star of Smith's proportions (newly downsized thanks to TrimSpa, of course).

Our reader responded: "That means that she'll be at Milano for dinner and drinks at Four Seasons bar. Anyone up for some mid-week debauchery?"

Alas, we won't be able to join our reader in her mission. But we agree with the prediction that Anna might dine at Cafe Milano tonight. After all, there are only so many places in this town for a middle-aged woman to go hunting for a rich husband.


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