While You Were Sleeping Honoring the Presidents

Today we honor this dude. - WonketteHappy three-day weekend! Here's what's going on, in case you're one of those idiots dumb enough to be at work today:


* George Washington Resigned!

* All the critics love WALNUTS in Iowa.

* NASCAR got even gayer.

* Scrotum!

* Robot cars will enslave us all.

* Joe Biden: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!

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