White House Beast Only Eats Tomatoes, Toys


Ted Kennedy's gift horse Texan Water Monster, "Bo Hussein Obama," now has his own crappy print-and-save "baseball card" from the White House, hooray for civil rights! Just, uh, print it out at work -- don't let Liz Becton catch you! -- and, oh we don't know just probably throw it away. Bo loves tomatoes and brylcreem and long walks on the lawn with what's his name. [Flickr]


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