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Here's Barack Obama and Tony Hayward and the rest of the sad BP people and bitter White House people sitting around sipping glasses of lukewarm vinegar 'n tears, earlier today. People are usually really excited to go to the White House, even if they hate the president or whatever, but we're pretty sure all these people just went back to their hotel and emptied the mini-bar and passed out on the floor, weeping. Oh, did you want more super-fun party pix?

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Locked in the terrifying White Chamber -- no windows, and no doors! -- with an emotionless, ice-blooded Obama. That was the fate of BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg today. It was hard to tell if he'd been crying or if he's just got a terrible accent, when he was whimpering that latest apology to America today. No way to confirm that Rahm Emanuel stomped on his nuts for two hours, while wearing golf cleats, or that Svanberg hobbled out wearing an inch-thick diaper of Saran Wrap under his pants. [White House Flickr]

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