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White House Celebrates Cinco de Quatro

mariachi.jpgWait, didn't the Minuteman Project shut down illegal mariachi crossings? At the Casa de Blanco's Cinco de Quatro celebration yesterday, mariachi band members "hollered out their greetings" when Presidente Bush acknowledged Eduardo Aguirre, director of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. Perhaps realizing he was surrounded by potential terrorists, Bush joked instead of panicking. "These guys said they want to get to know you, Eduardo," Bush exclaimed. And then added, "By the way, tell your wives Bernie Kerik's looking for a new au pair." OK, we're kidding about that last quote. And we shouldn't, we know, because illegal mariachi crossing is serious business. Even if it turns out they're not terrorists, they're taking jobs from American mariachi bands, and that's not right.


Bush Celebrates Cinco De Mayo a Day Early [AP]

President Celebrates Cinco de Mayo [White House]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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