White House Delusions On Brownback Mountain

He kind of looks like a gay Stephen Colbert - WonketteSam "Brokeback" Brownback is running for president! He's a senator from somewhere near Iowa. Let's meet America's next pretend president!

* Will spend Friday night at Louisiana's infamous Angola State Prison to "highlight the problem of recidivism."

* Hates gay weddings.

* Love Jesus and standing in Barack Obama's glow.

* Hates abortions, stem-cell research and science.

* Only presidential candidate to have an actual urban legend -- abortion fanatic and Domino's Pizza founder Tom Monaghan -- on his exploratory advisory committee.

Brownback Moves Toward White House Bid [AP]


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