White House Fountain Is Puke Green!

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Who exorcist-puked in the White House fountain? Maybe nobody! Chicago street organizer Michelle Obama "ordered" the pretty fountain to be ruined in this gross way, because this is how Chicago people"celebrate" the Irish Plague, "Saint Patrick's Day," which is apparently today. SPECIAL CONTEST MISSION: Go take a comical picture of this, use props, make dumb faces, whatever, and send it to us, quickly, and the best pictures will be posted right here with a link to your livejournal or whatever. SPECIAL CONTEST PRIZE: Best Picture Taker wins a coveted Wonkette Operative t-shirt. Newell will bring it to your house tonight. [We Are Dead Serious]

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