White House Human Torch

We're hearing reports that someone attempted self-immolation outside the White House in the last couple hours, no news reports to confirm it. As usual, we observe the accelerated-for-internet-age dictum to not make a joke about it for at least three hours. Unless it's Michael Moore.

UPDATE: Appears to be ok, not Michael Moore. Man Tries to Set Self Ablaze at White House [Foxnews.com]


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