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White House Photo Website Implies Chuck Todd Is Plastic Water Bottle

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Here is the actual caption to this official White House photograph by Pete Souza: "President Barack Obama is interviewed by Chuck Todd, of NBC News, at Gerald R. Ford International Airport in Grand Rapids, Mich., July 15, 2010." Mmhmm, but we only see one person in this picture and it sure isn't MSNBC poli-nerd Chuck Todd. Oh wait, what's that down there by the chair?


Let's see, let's see .... There's an airplane tail, which wouldn't be referred to as "Chuck Todd" even in the most salacious company. And then there's the mic cord, which only unionized broadcast-tech professionals would ever slur as "Chuck Todd." This leaves only the water bottle standing politely below the President:

Whether it's calling for more offshore oil drilling before trying to ban it all again, calling for religious 9/11 tolerance before saying "Nahh dude we did not mean what we said," or cruelly referring to a crappy little plastic water bottle as respected political analyst Chuck Todd, this White House has less scruples than a common street whore or mortgage derivatives trader. [White House Flickr]

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Fox news, the preeminent home of White Jesus and White Santa Claus, had a bit of a dustup this weekend involving a Black Democrat, a Trump staffer, and of course, black people picking cotton. As many of you may recall, Republicans often have this antebellum fantasy of black Democrats living on a plantation, probably owned by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, trapped and desperate for "Free Market Solutions" to our mental slavery. So, it was absolutely no surprise at all when we heard White House advisor David Bossie tell black Democratic consultant Joel Payne that he was "out of his cotton picking mind," on Fox News Sunday. First of all, let me mention that this segment was about how victimized Republicans are because people keep calling them racist for saying and doing so many racist things. Like when people call Republicans Nazis for supporting baby concentration camps, BECAUSE IT'S MEAN AND HURTS THEIR RACIST FEELINGS. Man, they whine a lot.

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Scott Pruitt has been busy crooking up a storm since he became head of the Environmental Protection Agency, which he has dedicated his life to destroying. He's managed to stay under the radar somewhat because he works for an administration that kidnaps children, which is a bold but effectively distracting front for his grifting. It also helps that Congressional Republicans, including House Speaker Paul Ryan, routinely claim ignorance of his existence.

Unfortunately for Pruitt, the Office of the Special Counsel is very much aware he exists.

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