Oh Hello, White House Press Briefing, Are We On Time Today?
Remember yesterday how it was like "hey when is the White House gonna do all the stuff?" because it kept changing, and nobody knew? Good story, us.
Everything seems on schedule today. UNLESS IT'S NOT.
UPDATE: it is not. It is at 3 p.m. Eastern. UNLESS IT'S NOT.
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