White House Press Corps/VPOTUS Orgy Alluded to in Pool Report

Dick Cheney is flying around the Pacific calling for more war forever and ever with everyone everywhere this week, and your hard-working press corps is with him every step of the way. Here's a snippet from this morning's Mark Silva pool report:


This was largely a repeat of the speech delivered the day before in Tokyo. However, the vice president made something clear this day that had been unanswered the day before - when he had departed from a prepared text in Tokyo that had read Americans "do not'' accept a policy of retreat and instead said that Americans "will not'' accept a policy of retreat. Your pool's queries about the meaning of this departure in tenses went unanswered last night in what started as a background briefing with an administration official and lapsed into something else that is, well, unreportable.

Our curiosity, obviously, is piqued. Sort of. We're also kinda grossed out. Feel free to guess what unreportable (and, presumably, unnatural) acts were performed with which VPOTUS staffer! Maybe we'll run a poll or something, once the nausea passes.

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